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The New Season

Fresh starts and big swings

Early Fall… a time that calls to mind the first weeks of grade school— the smell of new pencils in new pencil cases. Folders. Textbooks. One really bitchy teacher who, for some reason, decided to beef with an 11-year-old.

The memories…

Fall still feels like a fresh start to me. There’s the sudden rush of work as everyone returns from Summer laze and dives into— I don’t know, emailing people? I guess?

For me, this Fall means a new column on Substack, more time for drafting scripts, and a complete rejection of any and all self-consciousness that kept me from going forward boldly, without worrying about pimples or poor mental health.

Let’s see what happens.

This week, I wrote…

“I’m My Sister’s Favorite Story”

Ah, siblings. Gotta love ‘em. Ok, here’s the first good news, and there’s more to follow: You can absolutely make it stop, and you don’t have to turn it into a big thing.

Let’s get into it.

it’s not you, it’s me


About

Me

Electra Artemis is a New York City-born and raised Off-Broadway Playwright and Screenwriter. She holds a bachelor's degree from Wellesley College, where she majored in English and minored in Astronomy.

She is a founding member and President of the Resident Dilettante production company, where she develops and produces original work across stage and screen. Her plays have been presented in New York and internationally, including performances at the Emerging Artists Spark Festival in New York City. Her play How to Build a Gate toured New Zealand in Summer 2024 and was later named a finalist in the Soho Playhouse Lighthouse Festival, with actor-producer Kate Low later leading a return engagement at BATS Theatre as part of NZ Fringe.

Her play, The Rug: A Grief Comedy, was performed at the Chain Theater in Midtown in Fall 2025, following a showcase engagement at The Tank in Winter 2024. It’s now continuing to workshop in preparation for an anticipated Ed Fringe send-off.

Her debut short film, "To the Floor," is currently in post-production and will be entering the festival circuit. Her pilot, "Group," is being shown to production companies.

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